A senior in college took his blonde girlfriend to a football game. As the game started, he said, "Watch the guy wearing number 15. I expect him to be our best man next year."
"Oh, Honey," she said. "That's such a clever way to propose. I accept!"
While a lady was in the hospital, a blonde employee was putting in a password:
Goofy,Minnie,Mickey,Donald,Daisey,Hewey,Louie,Dewey,Phoenix
the lady asked: "Why is your password so long?"
the blonde said: "My boss said it had to be 8 characters long and at least 1 Capital."
Did you hear about the blonde who plugged her power strip back into itself to save electricity?
When a blonde working at the local Taco Bell was asked to put minimal lettuce on an order she replied, "I'm sorry, we only have iceberg."
A blonde was asked what the capital of California was. “That’s easy,” she said. “It’s C.”
A blonde was driving down the highway when she read a sign saying, "Clean Restrooms Next 10 Miles." She was really late for her appointment since there were 26 restrooms to clean.
Did you hear about the blonde who called the county to have the Deer Crossing sign removed from her road? It seems that too many deer were being hit by cars.
How do you kill a blond? Tell her there is a Scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of the pool.
